Teelonians: War of the Poop Deck

Game description:

Avast, ye landlubbers! The salty dogs of Teelon be upon us again, their greasy hooks twitchin' for our plunder! But fear not, mateys, for the Jolly Kraken sails under Captain Bloodbeard, and we ain't givin' up our treasure without a swashbucklin' brawl! Man the Poop Deck! Raise the Jolly Roger and let its crimson skull grin defiance at the horizon. From this wooden throne, we'll orchestrate a storm of cannon fire and cutlass clashes! Deploy yer first line of defense - scallywags with pistols that spit lead like angry parrots, scurvy dogs with axes sharp as shark teeth, and the wizened old gunner, Peg-Leg Pete, his aim steadier than the Southern Cross after a rum bender! But the Teelonians ain't no greenhorns. They come in waves, stinkin' of burnt gunpowder and rotten seagull eggs. We'll need to upgrade, me hearties! Spend yer hard-earned booty on fiercer pirates, grenadiers to lob fiery pineapples, and maybe even a ghostly kraken to rise from the depths and swallow those scallywags whole! Remember, victory ain't about fancy footwork or singin' shanties (though both be welcome!). It's about grit, guts, and enough cannons to turn the ocean into a pirate's dream of molten gold! So buckle up, batten down the hatches, and let's show these Teelonians the true meaning of pirate fury! For on the Poop Deck of the Jolly Kraken, we stand united against the tide of greed, and our treasure, our blood, and our honor will never be surrendered! Now get crackin', ya shiverin' barnacles! We've got Teelonian skulls to crack and a treasure chest to defend! Arrrgh! ☠️

Game controls:

This game is played with mouse only.